Twas’ the month before Christmas, and the water heater broke
When Sharon got home, I thought she might choke
The dryer, the termites, the roof with a leak
My brother and family have had a bad week
An ipod and three games and DSI case
Were all taken away from my brother’s place
His kids are upset that some money was taken
This is for real, so No I’m not fakin’
A gift card from Brody showed up in the mail
It was actually from Tina, now that is a tale
Paul is at home and we have the rug rats
We are so lucky that his kids aren’t brats
No hot water at home, Sharon’s here to shower
She’s finally clean, but it took nearly an hour
When I stopped by her house to help out my bro
We carried a washer right out the back doe’
The house is just trashed, it’s really a mess
Sharon will clean it, that’s OCD I guess
Now don’t you worry, they’ll all rest well
Til Murphy comes back and it all goes to hell
Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you enjoyed that.
